What Did You Say?

Bear and I stopped to get gas the other day. It was freezing even with the sun shining. After pumping the gas I hoped back in the car and said, "I was scared I was going to turn in to the abominable snowman out there." Bear looked at me and asked, "Why would you turn into the bottom of a snowman?"

What did you say?

I got a bouquet of flowers from my girlfriend Jen for my birthday. Bear would point at each flower and ask what kind it is. He pointed at a Carnation, I told him what it was. He moved on to the Gerber Daisies and said their name. Bear then looked at me for a second and said, "That sounds like a booger flower."

What did you say?

I was helping Bug with her homework. We were adding suffixes to base words. There was a list of base words and a list of suffixes. We had to go through and see which suffixes worked and which didn't. We came to the word "empty". Bug asked me if "emptier" was a word, I told her she should look it up in the dictionary. This was the answer I gave her every time she'd ask me to just give her the answer, she was getting a little tired of this response so she concluded it was a word, without looking it up. I knew she was just guessing so I asked her how she knew. She said, "Because when I go to the restroom and you don't, I'm emptier than you."

What did you say?